smoke and mirrors...

how does one choose what to blog about? there are several random events during the day that instigate an urge to blog (ooh i should blog about this or that, chelsea clinton is a douche, or when or when not to use the word "inclusive"). rather than use the blog as an online gay diary (back off GLAAD), for today i think i'll just highlight the days events so i can look back one day and say, "damn that's pretty pathetic, you had no idea what to blog about that day did you, you numbskull?"

today I...

1) woke up/got to work late because i stayed up late watching the old school Popeye movie with Robin Williams and Shelly Duval. Another example of why not to let old people get ahold of comics and make movies out of them.

2) bought a pack of maui melon mint Orbitz gum. not too shabby

3) did some work, answered some calls, phased in and out of time in order to bridge the gap from 9am to 530pm. saved the world in the process.

4) did some detective work on when is the best time to visit maui. apparently halloween is the islands version of mardi gras. should be fun, coconut bra flashing here I come!

5) updated my status on facebook and myspace

6) bounced to Coolio's "Fantastic Voyage" on Sirius


So on an end note, Chesela is a douche because she is out campaigning for her mom, but refuses to answer reporter's questions, even if the reporter is a pseudo-reporter, or 9 year old boy. Also, she refuses to address the fact that her dad got a bj while on the job...oh as president of the USA, and LIED about it on national TV...she forgets how this little event only helps the argument that you can't trust the Clinton family, that they are a bunch of 2 faced liars (well show me a politician who isn't...) So um yeah, vote for my mom cuz she ROCKS!

douche....blah.

also, doesn't Chris Paul look like Carlton?