Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Clinton brought rhythm...

...now Obama has brought SOUL to the white house! C'mon, racial stereotyping aside, you have to admit most of our darker skinned brothers have that intangible "soul," otherwise why would Don Cornelius be hosting Soul Train so many years?

What's wrong with a little Isley Brothers blasting from the front lawn on a sleepy Sunday morning? Or some dubs on the presidential limo? Maybe that's what our country needs, a change of attitude, a change of pace.

One thing is for certain, it can only get better, or worse. And after W, chances are it is going to get better. A LOT better. It's like having a spelling bee, and you're stepping up to the mic right after the dyslexic kid finished. Like shooting fish in a barrel, or winnie the pooh scoring some honey.

It's gonna be easy. Easy like Sunday morning.......

Friday, January 16, 2009

I'm not a very smart man but...

Seriously, what is the world coming to when you can crash a jetliner into a river...and be called a HERO?

Maybe I'm missing something here. Is it because the plane could have crashed someplace else like a nearby hospital and caused tremendous chaos? Or missed crashing into a field like the spaceship from MIB? (although, that would have been kinda cool to see though). Well, my line of thinking must be a little bit off, because landing a plane in water is apparently the way to go.

Well, I guess as the saying goes, any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Especially if all aboard the plane survived and are "ok." Wait, one lady broke BOTH her legs. But technically she's "ok" cuz she's still alive....wuuuuuut???

On a side note...Ann Coulter and Nancy Grace. I mean come on now. When are people just going to ignore these 2 pompous biatches. They are not any authority on anything in the least. They are just self absorbed media whores who intentionally say things that they know will offend people, just so they can cause a ruckus, get media attention, and pawn off more books. We would only be so lucky that Ann is against there being single mothers in the world, because her only option to reproduce and infest the gene pool would be to BECOME a single mother. I mean who in their right mind would marry her, let alone allow her to procreate?

Here's a pic from the LBC taken over the xmas holidays...enjoy